Do you eat your corn randomly or do you eat it in rows?Does the butter drip down your cheeks and stick to your nose?
Do you make noises with every bite because it's so good?
Do others not appreciate corn the way you think they should?
Do you think your wife should go out and buy a special "corn buttering dish"?
Does she just look at you, roll her eyes and say "you wish"?
Does she try to tell you that eating in rows is the only way to go?
Do you tell her that eating all the really buttery spots first is the best don't you know?
Do you roll it in so much butter that it is all you can see?
Does she tell you that you are going to clog your arteries?
Do you grab a third piece, lather it up and take a bite?
Does she look at you, sigh, and say "I guess that's alright"?
Well if so your name is Perry Bowes
You have a corn addiction which he already knows
So I have a solution just for you
Eat corn the way normal people do
Nice, neat and in straight rows
Then you won't look like a pig with butter on your nose!
How do you eat your corn?
4 comments:
mmm...corn. I eat mine in rows. And, yes, I get butter all over my face.
I can't believe he doesn't eat his corn in rows! How do you organize what bite to take next? I get stressed just thinking about it! Corn eating definitely needs to be a systematic process, otherwise it can get way out of hand.
That poem was hilarious, by the way.
Girl, now you've done it. Thanks for the corn cravings. :) Eating in rows is really the way to go.
I'm with Perry here, Why don't you have a "special" corn buttering dish, Hmm?
Hilarious!! I could just hear you getting after Perry for his corn addiction. I never really thought about how I ate corn until now. I think that I just take a bite from wherever I feel like it. I bet Kev eats his in rows. I will have to observe next time. Your poem was great!
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